..Would be large, and black, and Nikon. It would have amazing focus, a delicious "pashoo" sound when a moment is captured, a lovely little eyehole, and perfect macro.
I would call him Nikky, and he would be mine.
..And as long as we're daydreaming here, I might as well add that Nikky would have a pal named Shoot, and they would always be together.
Alas, Nikky and Shoot together would be a savings-account-busted price. Why, even little Nikky himself is a mint: $699, to be exact. *Cough cough gasp*
But, but, but--we're so in love! We met at a well-known online site, ;) and everyone says we were meant to be together.
...Isn't it a shame when dreams are expensive?